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Cut-off Times for this week…

Thursday 9th July 2020 – Cowboys v Roosters 7:50pm AEST

Tips will not be accepted after this time.

So much to write about …….. ;

• Golden point cliff hangers
• Upsets
• Crying Broncos
• Whinging silvertails

So little interest……

I am starting to think these articles are being considered boring, so I would like to share with you what is supposedly the 3rd most boring thing in the universe. 

Vogon poetry is a variety of poetry, often considered to be one of the worst. It is sometimes used by the Vogons as a torture method, as it causes physical pain to the listener. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria, and the worst is by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex. 

An example of Vogon poetry

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning). As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning. On a lurgid bee, that mordiously hath blurted out. Its earted jurtles, grumbling into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts and living glupules frart and stipulate, like jowling meated liverslime. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, and hooptiously drangle me, with crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries. Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon. See if I don’t!

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And you think I’m boring ??!!

Also don’t forget to watch “ABBA – Secret of Their Greatest Hits” on Channel 9 tonight !! I think that came in 4^th on the list of most boring things in the universe (just pipping The Masked Singer).

The Standout

71 – got it right.

2 – got it wrong. 

The average score – 7.95

Ladder Leaders

With a little help from picking the full card, blakey94 takes the lead of our competition.    

Historical leaders

Aaron C and Chur_moi (Round 1)

Big Papi Productions (Round 4)

Mary McGregor (Round 8)

Footy Tipper Weekly Jackpot*

We had 3 clever punters manage to get a full card this week – BigBadBenji, Lou and blakey94. Well done to them. Good news for the rest of us is that our prize pool now rises to $40 for Round 9.

*Note:

– To be eligible to win this prize you must be the sole person to select the full card with a Standout.

Good luck with your tipping this week.

Pablo